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Zoo Demotivational Poster


FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct ***e zoomer
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander




DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS - ...or maybe you should before they eat your kids...




BAZOOKA SQUIRRELS - The future of Call Of Duty videogames




VESPA 150 TAP - For when traffic is murder


TAGS: vespa 150 *** rpg scooter bazooka
Rating: 3.6/5

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TrueGrave - December 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
I don't see anything here that incites your comment...I don't see the words bazooka, or rocket launcher, just a person quick to jump to naming a weapon. Usually crazy people charge for such services.
oldvet - September 30, 2012, 11:31 pm
That's 75mm Recoilless Rifle. Not a Bazooka or a rocket launcher. Learn your nomenclature before you comment!
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:30 pm
its the thing that you look behind u and say "OH f***!!"


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




SMOKED FISH - Now with nicotine. Yum.


TAGS: animal fish zoo smoking cigarette
Rating: 4.47/5

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Brawler - June 21, 2013, 10:27 am
Smoked Salmon - Extra Tarred :D


ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position


SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.




DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.




MAKES THE MOST SENSE -


TAGS: aliens zoo trip calendar
Rating: 4.69/5

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crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:35 am
A pit 5top to get 5ome 5nack5. =)
gas - August 27, 2011, 10:33 am
ha ha!


THE BOOK OF LIFE: - You can only read it once. (Spoiler alert:: everybody dies.)




There once was a pirate named Gates -




FOOTPRINTS -


TAGS: who names an owl heyzooz anyway
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
I didn't know he was white!
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls, Bravo Haar.
erock - February 9, 2010, 4:20 pm
awesome!
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:18 pm
I dont get it
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 10:23 am
I know! Why is it doing so poorly?!? C'mon, people... This is a 5 for sure.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:21 am
I'd give this 20L if I could.


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: life time human nature curiosity baby elephant joke oops under skirt female zoo
Rating: 3.55/5

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Cubby Fan - May 27, 2009, 6:14 pm
Hey look the guy in the back is wearing a green shirt.


CLANKER - He's a pimp.


TAGS: clanker banjo kazooie
Rating: 2.28/5


THERE IS PEACE - In none but death.




GIVE A HOOT! - Don't pollute!




IT WAS HORRIBLE - You have to give those bunnies some credit, though. They were quite remorseful afterwards.


TAGS: bunny bunnies tigers zoo humour humor funny
Rating: 2.3/5

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agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 7:44 pm
I warned them... but did they listen to me? Nooooo.... it's just a harmless little bunny. Well, it's always the same, I always tell them...


TROPHY -




THE ORDER -




CORRUGATED BOXES -


TAGS: zoom zoom father child
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 28, 2012, 11:03 pm
Xacto blade and a box, I’m good for the afternoon…and, yeah, the office. Best venue for all gleeful devilment. Cheers, fellow corrugationists.
Greeny - December 28, 2012, 9:03 pm
late 50's here - just b00bytrapped my boss' office with a box full of packing peanuts hanging from his ceiling - it never gets old!
Greybeard - December 28, 2012, 8:55 pm
Super!!! I'm 47 and still make cars, forts ect. Sometimes when I'm still here at work....LoL
GaryO - December 28, 2012, 7:20 am
Yes. Thought about it…looked at it….read clunky to me. But, yes. That would be proper. Sure ‘nough. Rigidly proper. Unbendingly, strictly, tightly, severely proper. Thanks for trying, MP, but some of us are incurable…and phucking loving it!!!!
MPsniper - December 28, 2012, 6:54 am
shouldn't it read: "turn *into* disney"?
GaryO - December 27, 2012, 6:38 pm
Thank you Missy. I see you been rollin’ thru posters like presents from stockings. Cheers to that, good’ns all.
MissPriss - December 27, 2012, 6:33 pm
Nice...5L dear.


I don't always meet a nice girl. -


TAGS: boyfriend interesting rerun man zoomer
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:30 am
5Laughs to the truth of that...there are a few members I see in my head...bahaha!


MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory polar bear ice reality zoo
Rating: 4.38/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:07 am
I find it perfect, what's the "delivery"? xx
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm
I suggest soliciting tips from established motifakers.... this picture is great, and you had the best idea for it possible... just needed a better delivery. High marks for the angle, though.


HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC CARS: - Just release the damn concepts!!!


TAGS: chevy concept reality car zoomer
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2013, 2:00 am
Lol
zoomer296 - March 11, 2013, 12:50 am
No this sucker's electric, I just need water to generate the 300w needed to run the motor. (Yes, that's supposed to be a Back To The Future reference.)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:29 am
O..... M...... G!
robbidos - March 10, 2013, 11:03 pm
The concepts aren't released because mainstream is considered to ignorant and dull to want something different. the technology for running a car on water was created before Henry Ford. And i'm not talking steam.
zoomer296 - March 10, 2013, 10:28 pm
They have about 10 of them up and running in Japan: http://tinyurl.com/452dmu
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:31 am
I've seen commercials a long time ago about a car that can run on water. They ended the commercial saying, "It'll be ready when the world is ready." It's more like when the oil tycoons die.
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:38 pm
Sorry, broken link. Here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/alu4y5x
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:36 pm
Yes it does: http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Chevrolet/chevy_Volt_Concept_DAS_07_DV-02.jpg
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2013, 1:10 am
The concept looks like a brick and doesn't have doors. The reality looks sleeker and does.
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2013, 12:15 am
I'm told that auto industry concepts are nothing more than glorified displays of new ideas. They never actually get produced no matter how cool they are.


IRONY - I can imagine the 9-11 call went sort of like an Abbot & Costello routine


TAGS: fire house fire kalamazoo
Rating: 3.48/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:23 pm
They say the chili was flamen' h** that day!


ZOO - Where lions.. um... "SPRAY."


TAGS: lion zoo poop spray
Rating: 2.3/5


LUNCH - There, but for two inches of plexiglass, it is.




WAL - MART - AKA: The human zoo.




she may be a little weird -




Welcome to Smallville -




Flying Squirrel -




EVERY ZOO IS A PETTING ZOO -




secure locks: $60 -




This is how -


TAGS: computer laptop hoodie thief zoomer
Rating: 4.71/5

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Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 1:12 am

From now on, guests leave their hoodies out5ide.
Reality Lord - April 20, 2013, 11:52 pm

LOLZ...and to think i've been saving my money when it was that easy


GOOGLE GLASS - One day...


TAGS: google achievement left house zoomer
Rating: 4.64/5

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ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:45 am
By all means, Zoom. Have at it!!
zoomer296 - March 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Do you think I should make more posters like this?
spacedog - March 17, 2013, 12:26 pm
Nice. I can't help but think the basement dwellers will never unlock that achievement. 5L
CloudchaserS - March 17, 2013, 12:06 am
More and more every day, we are becoming the Borg. It's high time we rebel against the dragon.


Don't feed the animals -




TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST? TK-421, DO YOU COPY? - Apparently they never found the droids they were looking for...




tunnels -




SUNRISE - Whether I retire to bed early or late, I always rise with the sun. ~ Thomas Jefferson


TAGS: jefferson thomas sun sleep zoomer
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - April 1, 2013, 11:58 pm
Is TJ. Referring to morning wood?
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:21 am
not me I go to sleep when it is rising


THE SAD THING IS - That somebody, somewhere, is going to believe this.


TAGS: ps4 gates jobs nintendo zoomer
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 6:11 pm
What's sadder yet is that the person in question wants to believe it.


INMATE'S ROSTER - LIONS, CHECK. GIRAFFES, CHECK. HIPPOS, CHECK. RACCOON, RACCOON, WHERE THE HECK IS HE?


TAGS: zoo inmate raccoon roster
Rating: 4.09/5

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steve1961 - January 1, 2013, 11:42 am
It's a coati and yes it is part of the raccoon family.
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:53 pm

That is Bob from acount-temps.
MFS - July 30, 2010, 2:43 pm
Great caption! 5 looks like some kind of lemur?
GreyScorpion - July 30, 2010, 2:40 pm
it's a koatis, and he has lousy penmanship
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 2:07 pm
It's a cacomistle, and it doesn't miss the raccoon one bit.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 1:34 pm
Nose is too long and body is too thin. Not a raccoon. It's obviously a tank.
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:14 pm
It looks like a Bandicoot
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2010, 11:28 am
What?.......You don't think that's a raccoon, do you?


Geek test: -


TAGS: bttf fox geek test zoomer
Rating: 3.67/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:18 pm
My mind yelled, "HELLOOOOOO (knock knock) McFLYEEE (knock) 5L sir.
zoomer296 - June 18, 2013, 10:22 pm
I was going to put Michael J. Fox, but I noticed the jacket.
EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 2:35 am
A guy with a surfboard? Why is that noticeable?
Pagong - June 16, 2013, 11:10 pm
Check out the background.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 6:33 pm

I really don't get this one. It's a screencap from the movie, right? Close up of Marty (portrayed by Fox). What else is there to notice?
Cannabal - June 16, 2013, 4:39 pm
No, I noticed Michael J. Fox first. BAM!


BLUFFING -


TAGS: i see yer razor sharp claws and raise you one invisible bazooka
Rating: 3.5/5

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WHATADICK - June 28, 2009, 11:36 pm
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK ITS BONES....BUT THOSE CLAWS WILL f***ING DESTROY YOU!!!!!
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:09 am
Until you're checking body parts in an internal diagnostic check when he hits you with that force which passeth understanding.


FAMILY REUNION - I uhm don't visit much




AND WHEN SHE WOKE UP... - She found her neck was only TWO FEET LONG!!! EEEEEK... Oooooh Noooooo...




In New York city -


TAGS: uss york russia memorial zoomer
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:07 pm
ohh ok ok. Cool.
steve1961 - May 29, 2013, 2:47 am
Ooooh! Now I get it...said everyone.
zoomer296 - May 28, 2013, 11:14 pm
It is the USS New York and it was forged from from the steel of the world trade center
Sho - May 28, 2013, 2:49 pm
i dont get it


LOGICDUDE - Look into my eyes, look into my EYES!!




KAZOO TRUMPET - You know you want one.


TAGS: toy kazoo trumpet instruments weird
Rating: 2.05/5

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Sean - December 6, 2008, 1:58 am
Dammit. I hate it when Casper is right.


THE REMNANT'S GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY THEORY - Big Brother Is Watching You


TAGS: final fantasy vii ffvii cloud the remnant s government conspiracy theory big brother is watching you advent children kadaj yazoo loz
Rating: 2.05/5

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Gwen - October 30, 2008, 10:49 am
Oh my god! I get it! lol


ZOOMIES - Running your ass off till your so out of breath that you puke!!!!


TAGS: juz zooming
Rating: 1.91/5

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S H E D D I N G - Sometimes it can go too far.




Pregnancy -


TAGS: zoo animal news mystery pregnant
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:58 pm
LOL! There are times in life when its better to just....keep.....walking.... LUV this! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - November 14, 2015, 9:12 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - November 14, 2015, 3:09 am
Wait What a 5er


ZOO ANIMAL NAMES -


TAGS: zoo animal names clever cute
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:47 am
Oh no! Now I'll have to get out the paper towels!
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:42 am
HAHAHAHA!!!!! sprayed the coffee on that one! Good 1 Scorp!^!!!!!


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